Tuesday, January 30, 2007
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE METS TICKET OFFICE
To Whom It May Concern:
The next time you’re going to throw a little shindig for prospective season-ticket buyers, give us a call.
I can assure you that you will not find more enthusiastic prospective season-ticket buyers than myself and TBF. I guarantee that we discuss the possibility of purchasing a full season at least twice a week - more if that week includes overtime hours, a yearly bonus, a lottery ticket purchase, or a trip to Atlantic City.
Plus, I assure you we know how to behave in the Diamond Club. We would not sing “Jose, Jose, Jose” to Jose Reyes, propose marriage to David Wright, or ask Tom Glavine to make a phone call to a Braves fan (we promise that the cell phone would ONLY be handed to a card-carrying Mets fan). And I would make sure TBF didn’t harass Mr. Met and give him pointers as to where, exactly he should be pointing that t-shirt gun.
Just keep us in mind.
Love ya,
MG
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