Sunday, June 10, 2007

KICK OUT THE JAMS.

Ah, Friday night. A night where I have the couch to myself, the cat on my lap, TBF in section 116 of Comerica Park with his father and uncle, and THE METS WINNING! I have to confess that I still hold my breath, to a certain extent, every time Sosa is pitching. Why? I don’t know. Maybe because I’m waiting for the magic to wear off or the Real Jorge Sosa to show up or I don’t know what. His performances certainly don’t rate me watching the game from between my fingers, but it just feels too good to be true sometimes.

Today was the big Girls’ Day Out at ESPN Zone. I met Coop and Zoe in Times Square and squeezed our way inside between the hordes of tourists and hordes of Yankees fans preening because they were winning against the Pirates.
Coop shook her head. “What-ever.” I didn’t laugh because that was exactly my reaction when I arrived.

“Where is the Mets game?” Zoe asked, when we got to the bar, in the brief wait before our table was ready.
The bartender points at a small screen.
“Why can’t you put it on the big screen?”
“We will, once the Yankees are over.”
“But the Yankees have two screens, the horse race has one.”
“That screen’s in a different room.”
We all try pouting. It does not work.
Luckily, we were at our table and the Mets were ensconced on the big screen before the first inning was over, or there might have been a mutiny.

[More of our adventures, after the jump.]

Friday, June 08, 2007

LOLBaseball continues

[Thanks to the fine gals over at Ladies….]

[Also, a small LOLMariners (scroll down).]

Am I the only one who finds the whole LOL thing hilarious, especially when applied to baseball? Probably.

FRIDAY PHOTO.

Something from Spring Training, something light and cheerful and hopeful to help morale.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

AIN’T NO ANGEL GONNA GREET ME.

I was bruised and battered and I couldn’t tell what I felt
I was unrecognizable to myself
Saw my reflection in a window I didn’t know my own face
Oh brother are you gonna leave me wasting away
On the streets of Philadelphia

Tonight was supposed to be a zero baseball night. We were going to see our friends, the lovely Shalitas, play a set at Union Pool. We were going to have to take some ribbing as these are Philly girls, and their guys are Philly guys. But, we were going to be able to avoid the game, and take a little baseball break before the weekend.

TBF handled the blackout just fine. I, however, am entranced with the newly-activated web features on my phone, and with ESPN.com’s delightful mobile interface. I couldn’t resist, and inbetween songs, decided to sneak a peek. It was the bottom of the 9th. I was hopeful.

You can guess how long that lasted.

TBF is packing for his trip to the D this weekend, and I am lying in bed with a pillow over my head, going, I CAN’T BELIEVE THE PHUCKING PHILLIES SWEPT US. So i decide to turn on WFAN. What greets me?

Lights out tonight
trouble in the heartland…

I holler at TBF to come listen.
“I would have chosen something different. Like - ‘My City of Ruins’.”
I’m about to make a crack about “Wreck On The Highway,” when TBF says, “‘I was bruised and battered…’”
I get out of bed.
“That’s a good idea.”
“You’re going to make a blog post about that, aren’t you?”
“I gotta say something.”

Click your heels together, and say this with me: We’re still in first place. We’re still in first place. We’re still in first place.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

IN THE CITY. [6-5-07]

The evening began with TBF and I intervening as a crack-addled Yankees fan started to beat up a student teacher trying to study on the 7 train. (I am not exaggerating about any of this.) It was clear something was chemically wrong with her, and probably not wise to intervene,  but no one was doing a damn thing (including the three Mets fans next to the woman being attacked) and there was no way either of us were going to sit there and watch it happen.  I mention the baseball affiliation because she (yes, it was a girl) made sure to bring it up when I tried to caution her to back off. She and her boyfriend got off the train at Queensboro (or rather, he carried her off while TBF was standing at the door yelling for an officer) and luckily, no one was seriously injured. But we were shook up and disgusted that no one else did a damn thing except get out of the way. If enough people had stood up to this woman the boyfriend would have had to deal with it sooner. It kind of shook us up, just a little, and we were looking forward to the game taking our mind off things.

::: ::: ::: pause ::: ::: :::

The only thing I was happy about tonight was this photo:

Which looked GREAT in the camera’s LCD - finally! I got someone stealing! -  and I was psyched because, well, the game sucked but at least I got THE shot! I get home and see that it look like crap on the computer. This just adds to the case to get myself a better camera, something TBF has been lobbying for.

TBF is in the bleachers tomorrow night, and I dearly want to see Hamels v. Maine on Thursday, but not if this is how we’re going to be playing this week. I fear for the roadtrip.

I will leave you with a small offering in the form of this haiku about tonight’s game, inspired by Billy Wagner’s quote last weekend:

perfect june shea night
a team we shouldn’t lose to
where is their hunger?

Sunday, June 03, 2007

FORTY DOLLARS.

So I am not exactly an autograph person, for anyone, music or baseball or anything else. When I met Gloria Steinem I wanted a picture with her, also something I’d never really wanted to do. I can tell you stories about handing a big blue lollipop to Pete Townshend and getting a big smile in return, or talking to Eddie Vedder about the Who, or having an argument with Dave Bielanko of Marah about Gram Parsons vs. Townes Van Zandt. I’d much rather have a memorable 3 minute conversation and a human moment than a signature on a piece of paper.

But that’s not to say that the signature on the piece of paper isn’t cool. And so, when I read about Paul Lo Duca signing at Last Licks in Massapequa this weekend, I somehow convinced TBF that this was a good idea. It seemed a little less intense (not to mention cheaper) than the Hall of Heroes signings, and they had some deal going where if you bought a ticket in advance, you could also get an autograph from Joe Smith, Pedro Feliciano or Ramon Castro for free.  We figured we’d get Joe Smith, because he’s new and we love him and it wasn’t much more rational than that.

When I was thinking about what we’d have signed, I rejected the traditional ball or bat or hat; I am ridiculously proud of my baseball photos and work hard on them. We have a wall in the hallway with orange and blue frames, and thought we’d use this as an excuse to add to it. So I printed off a copy of this photo of Lo Duca and this photo of Joe Smith (he’s really, really hard to shoot from the mezzanine, because he’s so fast and my camera just isn’t), and off we went to Long Island.

The signing started at 5:30. We wanted to get there at 4:15. We got there around 4:45, due to ridiculous traffic, and there were people who had been there for hours. When I went inside to pick up my ticket, I had to wait while a over-emotional girl in what could only be described as an, um, low-cut prom dress explained to everyone within earshot how she needed another two tickets for Lo Duca to sign things.

(I’ll pause while you all say, “GEE, I’M SHOCKED”)

[The rest of the saga after the jump.]

Saturday, June 02, 2007

READ AND WEEP.

It is not even worth typing word one about this game. Not about the cute “MISTER DELGADO” video set to “Mr. Roboto,” not “Mr. Endy’s Neighborhood” (both jokes neither gentleman will understand). Not the weather, not the crowd, not nothin’.

This wasn’t even the B lineup. This was the Bizarro Mets.

So, to distract you, I would like to point you to this act of civil generosity created by Deanna from Marinerds, where she went around Safeco Field and catalogued every single food item and listed its price. Read and weep. Or, read and get ready for the delights waiting for us at Citi Field.

(Bubble tea? They now have BUBBLE TEA at Safeco??!)

Friday, June 01, 2007

MG IN ENEMY TERRITORY.

Last night, I was waiting for TBF in front of Town Hall, where we were going to see Bright Eyes perform night six of a seven-night stand. As I was waiting for him to arrive, I noticed Steve Earle walking down the street toward the theater. There’s been a special guest every night of the stand, and my first thought was, “Well, now I know who tonight’s special guest is. Cool.”

My second thought was, “Do I taunt him because his favorite baseball team is in the toilet?” This is the guy who wore a Yankees jersey when he was featured in a Johnny Cash documentary.  I decided not to, only because I couldn’t come up with anything intelligent enough to taunt Steve Earle with. Aside from his (imho, unfathomable) baseball allegiance, he’s a smart guy who writes good songs and I think he’s pretty cool.

Luckily, TBF arrived a few minutes later. We had an hour before the openers, and two hours before the headliner. What should we do?
“Let’s find somewhere we can watch the game,” was the response I of course expected.

“Alex, I’ll take ‘Places I never thought I’d go in my life’ for $300.”
“What Times Square establishment, featuring multiple television screens in varying sizes, broadcasting every single baseball game on at that given moment, sits at the corner of 7th Avenue and 42nd St?”
“That would be ESPN SportsZone.”
“Correct!”

It would have had to have been TBF who first educated me as to what this place was, exactly, because otherwise, how on earth would I have ever known? Not that I’m in a habit of going anywhere in that area, especially in the Disney-fied Deuce, but I would have probably been more likely to walk into a dive bar on 8th Avenue and feel comfortable before voluntarily entering anything that started with the letters ESPN. This should have been enemy territory.

My my, how things have changed. Not only did we go, but it was my idea.

I guess I should have, or could have, felt vaguely uncomfortable, and it’s not like anyone was going to talk to me about the game, but I didn’t feel uncomfortable - solely because BASEBALL was on. And BASEBALL is a friend. In fact, to my sheer delight and wonder, there was baseball on at least 6 screens, not including the Mets game on one of the big screens.  I am sure if we had stayed past the beginning of the basketball game (we left around 8:30), it might have gotten a little drunker and a little more testosterone-filled, and a lot more uncomfortable. But the beer was cold and the food was good and the Mets were winning, so everything was great.

“They had televisions in the bathrooms,” I said, as we walked back towards Town Hall.
“Well, of course.”
“No,” I insist. “The televisions were angled.”
TBF nodded. “You haven’t been to very many sports bars. The really good places have televisions so you can watch while you’re waiting in line.”
What will they think of next?? (Wait, don’t tell me. I honestly don’t want to know.)

It *was* fun, and I’m glad we went, instead of sitting around inside the theater (we got back in time to see just enough of Gillian Welsh and David Rawlings) for an hour or so, playing with my newly web-enabled phone to keep up with the game. But if I want to watch the game somewhere over a beer sometime, I think I still prefer the two regular-sized tv’s hanging in the Turkey’s Nest.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

LOLYankees

First, we had the wonder that is LOLCats.

Now LOLYankees, courtesy east village idiot.

MUST see. Do not view with liquids in your mouth.

“DOWN BY THE BAY, THE FOLKS ALL SAY… [5-29-07]

...Love that Crazy Crab!”

I will begin by apologizing in advance for my obsession with the former San Francisco Giants anti-mascot, the Crazy Crab. My delight in anthropomorphism in baseball mascots would better suit a three-year-old, I realize. But, if you are not familiar with the Crab, I urge you to follow the link and edify yourself. If nothing else, it will distract you from Wedneday night’s massacre, and explain the headlines for the last two days.

But we are here to discuss Tuesday night’s jubiliation. More, including photos, after the jump.