NEW YEAR’S EVE, A ONE-ACT PLAY.

New Year’s Eve chez MetsGrrl and TBF:

*alcohol*
*hors d’oeuvre from trader joe’s*
*baseball scrabble*
*more alcohol*
*more hors d’oeuvres*
*tv countdowns*
*flip to channel 1*
*flip to channel 7*
*flip to channel 4*
*11:57pm: “OH MY GOD! TURN IT OFF!! OFF!! OFF!! RIGHT NOW!! OFF!! I CAN’T LOOK AT HIM!!”*
*flip to the hindi movie, not because i actually wanted to watch the hindi movie, but because that’s what numbers my fingers hit when i was trying to get a-rod off our television screen before TBF had a coronary*
*flip back to channel 7*
*happy new year*

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